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No. 1 · All the word crimes fit to print · Est. 2026

A daily word crime against language

Make the room groan in admiration

Start with two random categories. Choose one example from each, then mash them together into the funniest portmanteau you can make and still live with yourself. Or whatever. Example: If the categories are Birds and Cheeses, you might submit Parmidgeon or Bleu Bird.

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Make the room groan in admiration

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A word crime with no witnesses barely counts. Send the link and see if your friends can do worse.

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A daily word crime against language

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